March 23, 2005


San Francisco-based Gap Inc. will not renew its contract with 'Sex and the City' star Sarah Jessica Parker. Gap hired Parker for a three-season advertising contract for Fall 2004 to Spring 2005. Most recently, Parker has appeared in commercials promoting the company's "Pretty Khaki" line, which promotes "Enjoy being a girl in khaki styles with feminine a flair."
On behalf of a grateful nation tired of the nauseating show-tunes ad campaign and the color pink, which we were happy to see stay in "Miami Vice" time warp of 1984 before Miss Schnozz brought it back every 30 seconds on TV, I say, "Thank you."
Now give us Joss Stone and be on your way. Posted by Jeff at March 23, 2005 07:48 AM

Woo that annoying bitch is gone! Finally, but next time I hear that jingle, I am gonna rip my ears off

Posted by: darkapathy at March 24, 2005 10:39 AM
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