SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

T.G.I.N.L.S.N. = THANK GOD IT'S NOT LAST SATURDAY NIGHT

Why?

Because mistakes were made. Errors in judgment took place. Foolish behavior ensued. And it was all captured on camera.

Witness Bad Mistake Exhibit 1:

Purchasing Jell-O Shots. Jell-O is for snacking, not for drinking. Bad Mistake Exhibit 2: Buying them is one thing. Consuming them is quite another. And no one has ever looked glamorous or educated with a blue Jell-O shot in their mouth. Bad Mistake Exhibit 3: Little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane. And Diane's very close friend Marge. Bad Mistake Exhibit 4: If you're going to be driving past midnight, don't try to photograph a traffic stop while an officer of the law is doing his bidness. It tends to attract attention. Bad Mistake Exhibit 5: And by all means, don't shoot a second photo after your friend makes a U-turn. Bad Mistake Exhibit 6: Remember ladies, there was only one Princess Di. Bad Mistake Exhibit 7: The sins being committed here are worth closer examination: Bad Mistake Exhibit 7a: If you're going to dance close enough to rub paunches, at least hold your date's hand. Bad Mistake Exhibit 7b: It's not polite to stare. Especially when you're wearing a wig and a macrame top at 59 years of age. Bad Mistake Exhibit 7c: Dance floor no-no: Doing the "White Man's Overbite." Bad Mistake Exhibit 7d: It's a dance floor, pal. Not a Heimlich convention. Posted by Jeff at April 15, 2005 08:18 AM