SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

IRONY, BE THY NAME

Jesus, Drudge, why don't you just drag out the flashing siren icon for the headline?

Nice to see the full force of ABC News' investigative power is being brought to bear on a legitimate news topic. What, they get tired of hassling a bride about 'cold feet?'

Have I mentioned how proud I am to be in the news business?