May 05, 2005

LIKE I NEED A REASON
TO SPEND MORE TIME ON THE WEB

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Imagine if they combined heroin and crack and then made it free and legal and then allowed it to be available at your beck and call in your home or your office.

Behold, the Google Web Accelerator.

What does it do? It helps your Web browser load quicker. Massively quicker. Insanely quicker. Like-we-might-reverse-time-the-way-Superman-did-by-flying-backwards-around-the-equator-to-save-Lois-Lane quicker.

I am so Google's bitch. If it lit my cigars, rubbed my shoulders or got me a beer, it would be all over.

Posted by Jeff at May 5, 2005 10:50 PM | TrackBack
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