SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

HE GAVE HIS LIFE FOR TOURISM

The New York Times is breathlessly reporting today that:

Tut Was Not Such a Handsome Golden Youth, After All

Artists and scientists drawing on a detailed examination of King Tut's mummy have reconstructed the face of the young ruler as he might have looked in life: an unusually elongated skull, a narrow face, pronounced lips and possibly a receding chin.

Based on this approximation, we can determine what he looked like:

Delmar from "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

"Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad."