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SHE'S STILL JENNY FROM THE F-ING BLOCK

The Superficial has a link to a posting by Female First about Jennifer Lopez wearing a rather, um, tastless shirt onstage:

“Jennifer Lopez shocked fans … this weekend when she wore a T-shirt bearing the words "F*** It!". The diva stunned concert organizers with the crass slogan on a black cropped-top at the eighth annual Wango Tango pop festival in California on Saturday.”

But The Superficial, who has more photos of the offending shirt, has an even better take:

...there’s a homeless woman down the street from me who has an artificial eye that’s actually just a ping-pong ball that she drew on with a sharpie, and I’ve seen her eat a cigarette off the ground and chase a cat - probably for dinner - but I’ve never seen her go out with her hair looking as bad as that mystery on top of J.Los head. Never hire a beaver as a hairstylist, I don't care how charming he is during the interview.

Posted by Jeff at May 20, 2005 02:57 AM | TrackBack