One of the great hidden joys of running a blog includes the time spent stripping out spam that gets through your software and lodge their products like goiters in your comments and trackback sections. It's always good stuff, too, stuff that people really need to sustain their spiritual natures, stuff that fills our emotional chasms, gives life to the places that are dead inside us and renews our faith in humanity. You know, stuff like circus porn and South African investment opportunities.
Before I recently upgraded to the latest Movable Type software, (Thank you Sekimori), I used to have to rip them out like weeds, one at a time. Now I can wipe them all away at one time Agent Orange-style, but it's still a pisser to do and takes time from more valuable tasks like, you know, posting photos of female race car drivers in skimpy outfits.
I sometimes try to imagine who might be pumping out such huge amounts of toxic, harmful, invasive garbage into the universe. This is the best I could come up with:
Anyway, a couple I had to extract this morning had some interesting terms attached to them. I have no idea what they are referring to, but they have a Mr. Greenjeans-during-a-lost-weekend-on-Bourbon-Street air to them:
super horny goat weed
horny goat weed with maca
horny goat weed information
horny goat weed pill
horny goat weed warning
horny goat weed tea
herb horny goat weed
horny goat weed use
horny goat weed for woman