Scorpio tagged me with this meme. To quote LeeAnn, I'm such a meme slut. So here's goes:
Three names you go by (that won't give away your identity): Big Show, Daddy-O, Rev. Joe Kendall
Three screen names you've had: SaladMan, HEKJeff, Jeff6ft7
Three physical things you like about yourself: My height, ability to sleep at a moment's notice, only one or two grey hairs - so far.
Three physical things you don't like about yourself: astigmatism, ankles that feel like they belong to a 1,000-year-old horse, feet the size of New Hampshire.
Three parts of your heritage: Italian, German, Irish, which makes me an angry, megalomaniacal drunk.
Three things you are wearing right now: Hobbit Hoagies hat, Casio Sea-Pathfinder watch, University of Florida class ring.
Three favorite bands/musical artists: Lyle Lovett, Nikka Costa, Foo Fighters.
Three favorite songs: "Cute As A Bug," "Like A Feather," "Times Like These"
Three things you want in a relationship: Love, laughter, endlessly interesting things to talk about (I can't improve on what Scorpio said, either).
Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeals to you: hair, eyes, opposable thumbs.
Three of your favorite hobbies: Kayaking, bicycling, blogging.
Three things you want to do really badly right now: Smoke a Cohiba, move to Alaska, fly to Hawaii.
Three things that scare you: Lightning, heights, carnies. (Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.)
Three of your everyday essentials: Hot tea, magazines in the john, a bed long enough to fit me.
Three careers you have considered/are considering: The priesthood, Air Force pilot, standup comedian
Three places you want to go on vacation: Washington D.C., Las Vegas, Homer, Alaska.
Three kids' names you like: Brian, Jeffrey, Oscar
Three things you want to do before you die: Cover a war, ride into space, finish this endless meme.
Three ways you are stereotypically a boy: I drive a pickup truck. I smoke cigars. I scratch at inappropriate moments.
Three ways you are stereotypically a girl: I like to cook. I pierced my ear once. I love to hold a baby.
Three celeb crushes: Aisha Tyler, Shirley Manson, Sara Evans
Three people to play next: Jolie at average everyday sane/psycho supergoddess, Cupie at Cupie Spew, Meg at Sick Candy.