July 12, 2005


Jamie sends along this tender news nugget:

JACKSONVILLE, Ark. - Three strippers and two nightclub managers have been arrested for allegedly spanking a trucker at his 31st birthday bash and severely bruising his backside.

After his friends paid $25, Keith Lowery was handcuffed and
spanked with a 3-foot-long paddle and a belt while one of the
strippers restrained his head with her legs, investigators with the Pulaski County Sheriff's Office said.

Kelly Eslick, 21, a stripper at Sensations nightclub in
Jacksonville admitted to police that she used a paddle drilled with holes for less air resistance while the two other dancers, Lisa Nolen, 23, and Charlene Smith, 23, used the belt.

The three women were charged with misdemeanor battery and they and two other club employees, James Daugherty, 31, and Dena Mitchell, 30, were charged with participating in an obscene performance at a live public show, a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison.

Investigators said the club has agreed to discontinue all spankings. All five club employees were arraigned Friday and received an Aug. 4 court date in Pulaski County District Court.

Just remember, strippers of the world, even if a horned-up trucker asks to be spanked, no always means no!

Posted by Jeff at July 12, 2005 07:47 AM | TrackBack

This truly strikes a blow for spanking enthusiasts everywhere.

And no, I didn't realize that was a pun until after I wrote it.

Posted by: Josh Cohen at July 13, 2005 07:44 AM

Reminds me of the Clearwater stripper sued for whacking some guy in the head with her boobs...

Posted by: tommy at July 13, 2005 05:06 PM
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