SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

AND NOW, YOUR MOMENT OF BRITNEY

As we've explained earlier, interest in All Things Britney continues to wane.

But then someone like Friend of the Salad Katherine sends us a glorious tidbit to keep the home fires burning. She writes:

From the comments section of The Hollywood Rag, talking about Kev Fed's new hairdo:

"The funny part about this do is that someone knowingly and willingly took Britters money to make KFed look like he as a map of the trailer park where he grew up on his head. Seriously... each row of braids is like a row of trailers; where the braids meet is a main road thru the park and the tail at the bottom is like the driveway into hell!!!!"

PREVIOUS INSTALLMENTS OF
YOUR MOMENT OF BRITNEY

Gallery of the Absurd.

Brit and KFed, the ill-advised reality TV series.

Lights, camera, Britney.

Britney wears the glamorous life.

Britney takes a palimony suit.

Something old, something new.

Britney takes a groom. Again.

Britney defends her latest love.

Britney marries a childhood friend. For 50 hours.

Britney swaps spit with the Rosetta Stone of Skank.

Britney poses for photos that make her look even more plastic and lifeless than she already is.

Britney, as she would look if she hit the all-you-can-eat Seafood Lovers Special at Red Lobster every night for six months.

Britney runs a restaurant into the ground.

Britney has an evil twin available for parties.

Britney and George cut a rug.

Britney proves the axiom: Beer affects the way males respond to females.