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ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC:
NEW ENGLAND EDITION

Be warned: My minions are everywhere and they're armed with digital cameras. Jolie the Supergoddess sends along this photo and note:

Saw this license plate on my way back from Newport on Sunday and had to capture it. DJ Fab drives a Volvo. Fantastic.

I took it for my blog, but really it belongs in the Salad Bowl along with all the other Adventures in Traffic.

Do me proud.

J.

So glad I could further the extremely dangerous pursuit of combining highway driving and digital photography.

In related news:

Bill at Blogspot reminds us that:

Word of the day: gridlock. It means the grid is locked, as in north-south traffic remains in the intersection after its light turns red, preventing east-west traffic from moving when its light turns green.

It is not an all-purpose synonym for "congested traffic." You can't have gridlock on a freeway.

So noted. In the future I'll construct my sentences to read:

I wish I drove a bulldozer so that I could push this congested traffic off the LeeRoy Selmon Crosstown Expressway and into the deep, deep chasm.

PREVIOUS ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC

Beware of the Death Explorer.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

My other car is a rocket-propelled grenade.

Live long and prosper. In an Altima.

Just two good ol' boys.

Asshats aplenty.

Nicotine is my crash helmet.

Jazz hands moms.

Ugly lug nuts.

Pretty ballsy.

My honor student can kick your ass.

Garfield mudflaps.

Horse and buddy.

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