Took the Salad Family to Raymond James Stadium to see the game Saturday night between the University of South Florida and the University of Central Florida.
It quickly became a lopsided joke. USF won 31-14. The score really isn't indicative of how easy of a win it was for the Bulls.
As Mike Bianchi wrote in the Orlando Sentinel:
Can't do it.Can't kick them anymore.
What would be the point?
They are already as low as you can go.
Kicking them now, after that pathetic performance against USF on Saturday night, would be like the hunter going up to Bambi's wounded mother and pumping another round of buckshot into her quivering body. Except Bambi's mother is a better run-stopper.
Just look at them and listen to them. And you can't help but feel compassion.
"Don't give up on us," UCF center Cedric Gagne-Marcoux begged the fans Tuesday.
"Don't quit on us," UCF linebacker James Cook pleaded.
I had intended to write an entire column today lambasting the community embarrassment that UCF's football program has become, but what's the point? They've already heard it enough around campus. George O'Leary already has a stack of e-mails on his desk telling him what a bum he is. And the message-board brickbats have gone from seething ("Fire O'Leary!") to sardonic ("New drinking game: Every time a UCF player misses a tackle, we drink.") to sad.
This post was hilarious, Jeff. I've been wondering if I was depriving my kids by taking them only to the Bucs or Lightning games and not the ones for USF. Now I know for sure they're not missing out on local culture. LOL
the part about the "beauty schools" just cracked me up!!! LOL
Posted by: Laura at September 21, 2005 04:22 PM