September 23, 2005
TIME FOR A LINK DUMP
Been ages since we last did a link dump.
So hold on loosely. But don't let go. If you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose control.
SUBLIME AMUSEMENT
*Your DNA as artwork.
* You know my name. You know my number too.
* Highest bidder? Maybe Craig Killborn.
* Please open your Hooters Employee Handbook to page 33 and read the heading, "How much ass should I show?"
GOOFING OFF
* Jeeze people, get a life.
* Good rule of thumb: Don't take your mom to a job interview.
* Is it that hard to just put the bottle in the freezer overnight?
* For your viewing pleasure: The Daily Dancer.
BRILLIANCE PERSONIFIED
* And when you smile for the camera, you know I'm gonna love ya.
* And here I thought the theme to "Charles In Charge" was the worst possible song.
* Insane Clown Potsie.
* Remember this? Now there's this. Go ahead. Get it out of your system.
* Haaaaaaaassellhofffffffffff.