October 06, 2005
I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING
So after reading about the 13-foot Burmese python that tried to make a snack out of a 6-foot alligator in the Florida Everglades - unsuccessfully, I might add - I have one question:
Why didn't FEMA prevent this from happening?
I have no idea what that means.
Anyway, as a result of the big honkin' snake story, I can't get these Frank Zappa lyrics out of my head:
My python boot is too tight.
I couldn't get it off last night.
A week went by,
And now it's July.
I finally got it off and my girlfriend cried
"You've got stinkfoot.
Stinkfoot, darlin'.
Your stinkfoot puts the hurts on my nose.
Stinkfoot! Stinkfoot! I ain't lyin'!
Can you rinse it off, do you suppose?"
Clearly, the fact I only got 4 hours of sleep last night is taking its toll.
this is off topic, but #*$&(#&$ BUCS! they blew it in the 4th!
Next week, the Phins are history.
I had a date like that once. We broke up soon after the jaws of life removed the jaws of life, oy. lol
Posted by: Cupie at October 10, 2005 11:08 AMOMG! I'm completely convulsed with laughter over the "Why didn't FEMA prevent this from happening" comment!!
too funny.. now my stomach hurts. In fact - I believe I will plagarize this comment & use it at work. I have this very picture posted on my door (strange & interesting things get posted on my office door). This ought to give a few laughs to some people who really really need it.
Thanks!
Norman.
Posted by: Norman at October 11, 2005 11:29 PM