The wins haven't been pretty. Most have relied on luck. Some on the misfortunes of opponents. But the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are way ahead in the win column this season. It's been a nice change from the last two years when misery and woe were constant companions.
A friend gave us two tickets to the Miami Dolphins game on Sunday, so I took the Salad Boy.
Who was I to refuse him?
If it had been vodka, he might have made a few sales.
Plus 10 points on the Cool-O-Meter.
Subtract 10 points.
I don't want to say that the method isn't an inhibitor to terrorism, but I haven't been touched that slightly since my junior high school dance.
But seriously, dude...
Looks like a python is trying to throat an alligator under his calf.
That seemed pretty cool until I learned what last week's giveaway was:
"Up yours."
Why did you have to mention Pittsburgh? You are taunting me. I fart in your general direction. Nice pictures except for the Gay dolphin fan grabbing or patting his partners butt after the game. Ado Mr. Houck
Posted by: Bob at October 18, 2005 10:23 AMpriceless.
Posted by: tim at October 18, 2005 04:39 PMBrian totally won the genetic lottery - the looks of his gorgeous mother and the incredibly frightening and hilarious personality of his dad. Salad Boy is where it's at!
Posted by: jolie at October 18, 2005 06:20 PMG-----mn if that wasn't just about the funniest sports commentary I've ever read. And so dead on . What do you really do for a living?
I'm going to the Lightning game Friday - can I take pictures and be you for a night? huh?
Posted by: cessna at October 18, 2005 08:43 PMStill guffawing over "That's Brian Griese at quarterback, moments before he was lost for the season. He tore his ACL, his MCL and just about every other consonant and vowel you can put before the letters CL."
You rock.
Posted by: Margi at October 19, 2005 01:10 AMTHAT was hilarious! Jeff, your commentary was as good as the game itself.
The Salad Boy, he is incredibly cool. ^5 on the grass skirt.
I've got to agree with you about the pat down. Never met such a friendly group of old folks in my life.
I don't know exactly what you do at The Tribune, but they need to let you loose at all the games for photo commentary like this one!
Posted by: Laura at October 19, 2005 07:52 AM