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THE MULLET PROJECT ROLLS ON

Halloween seems a natural time to bust out the mullet wig and add some photos to The Mullet Project. So much so that my neighbor Patrick asked to borrow it for the evening. A mullet rental, as it were.

I asked what he was dressing up as.

"You know how rednecks are always getting hot women these days?" he said.

Uh, not really, I said. But go on.

"I'm going to dress up like a redneck and she's going as the hot woman,'' he said, pointing at his bride.

How could I stand in the way of a concept like that?

Anyway, here's what the end result was:

I was unaware that hot women accompanying rednecks wore fake farmer teeth.

Color me naive.

Even baby Charlie got into the act.
Well worth the donation, I'd say.

The wig has gotten plenty of wear around the neighborhood lately, including on the head of:

My neighbor, Lisa, who gives it some Camaro attitude, and...

...her husband Preston. Rawk on, dude!

PJ's teeth and Gene Simmons tongue add a verisimilitude to the ensemble.

Salad Boy is always game for a mullet wearing.

For Nick, there's a fine line between a wig and a Davy Crocket coonskin cap.

Posted by Jeff at November 1, 2005 07:58 AM