SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

GOT WOOD?

Don't need wood for the fireplace as long as you have a Java Log.

What's the allure?

The Java-Log is the world’s first and only fire-log made from recycled coffee grounds. Throw a Java-Log into the fire place and then sit back, relax, and enjoy up to 3 hours of long lasting beautiful flames that emit more heat, a slightly sweet aroma but no coffee aroma, no chemical smell, and less carbon dioxide than traditional fires.

Somewhere right now, Juan Valdez is laughing his Columbian ass off.