November 30, 2005
HO. HO. HO.
When people never ask me, "Jeff, why do you bring your camera to work?" I never say to them, "Because, you know, the entire 2005 Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleading squad may show up in bare midriff Christmas outfits to film a holiday video and I want to be prepared."
Never. I never say that. Because, you know, what are the chances of that ever happening? Seriously.
"Chances arrrrrrrrre 'cause I wear a silly grinnnnnnn...."
For the record, I did not ask them if they wanted to grab a drink at Banana Joe's, southern headquarters for certain Carolina Panthers cheerleaders.
Speaking of which, seriously... compare the cheerleaders you just saw above barely tolerating my presence and compare the Panthers' cheerleaders, Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley.
It's not even close. The Cheerleading Squad Formerly Known As Swash-Buc-Lers wins in a landslide. Plus, I don't think they'd be skanktastic enough to hookup in a restroom stall at a bar. At least I don't think so.
Posted by Jeff at November 30, 2005 08:18 AM
I've said it before and I will say it again: You are a lucky bastard, Jeff.
Ho Ho Ho, indeed!
Is your ISP selling popup ads? Your weblog, and yours only, gets a special popup in the window when I click on the link to Side Salad.
Make them lower what they charge you, man! They are getting their cash from someone else to annoy your readers.
Weird, I've never gotten any pop-ups on the Salad.
Geeze. I'd have handed them a sandwich or a fruit cup or SOMETHING. Those children are OBVIOUSLY starving.
I, however, obviously am not.
Awwww. Nowwww. You're a hunka hunka burnin' love. OBVIOUSLY!
And I just got a popup, as well. Flickr?