December 01, 2005
CALENDAR OF DISTURBING SANTAS,
DAY 1
In 2003, the Salad bowl inaugurated a holiday feature: The Calendar of Disturbing Santas.
The gimmick: to showcase daily a Santa that didn't exactly fit the Currier and Ives mold.
Some were silly. Some were repulsive. Some truly were disturbing.
But best of all, they filled up space on the blog. And you can't put a price on filling that sort of basal requirement.
Lacking the same amount of creativity in 2004, we did it again.
Now it's just an albatross of a tradition. If we didn't do it, someone would bitch that it ruined their holidays. And we can't have that.
So without further ado, here goes Round Three:
I warned you; this could get brutal. I figured I'd start heavy and work from there.
Happy Holidays!
Would you think bad of me if I told you that guy looks familiar? A little too familiar.
Posted by: kate at December 1, 2005 10:48 AMat least now i know to leave out whiskey and beernuts rather than cookies and milk this year.
Posted by: cookie at December 1, 2005 12:30 PMUncanny resemblence to the Santa in Trading Places.
Posted by: Rev. Joe at December 1, 2005 02:43 PM