SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

ALL IN THE FAMILY

I'm really looking forward to Christmas. Not because of the presents, but because of the family members who will gather at my house.

I mean, who wouldn't want to hang out with this crowd?

Give everyone a pair of farmer's teeth from Wal-Mart and their true personalities shine.

That's the sister-in-law who can never keep her eyes open in photos.


My nephew just happened to have on his person and in his possession these Elvis glasses with sideburns attached.

You can't tell we're kin, can you?

"Y'all got any 'maters?"


Something about crooked teeth makes an astigmatism look much worse.

Posted by Jeff at December 9, 2005 08:07 AM