I got a note today from my buddy and former neighbor Drew, who is now Side Salad's Pacific Bureau Chief.
From: Meyerowich Family
Sent: Sunday, December 11, 2005 1:05 PM
Subject: You're Mocking Me...
Imagine my surprise when I checked the Salad to see what the latest news in Area of Operations EAST (AO EAST) was only to find Family Houck all wearing Farmer Teeth.
What is alarming about this is the fact that during that same evening, just prior to my Web Visit to your home, we were doing the following:
Curtis did not partake of this activity due to the fact that it took place at his Football Banquet and he was doing everything in his power to avoid association with us...
Drew and I share a common understanding of the following question: What is our purpose on this planet as parents if not to embarass our families?