Life Vanilla Yogurt Crunch Whole Grain Oat Cereal.
Fortified with eight essential adjectives, of course.
Honorable mentions: Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper; Diet Caffeine-Free A&W Root Beer
Who's to say cherry and vanilla aren't among the standard flavor components of Dr Pepper?
(Stay tuned for new tannin-and-dark-fruit-flavored cabernet sauvignon!)