Maybe it's just me, but if I were the producers of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,'' I'd be writing checks to New Orleans annointing the city as Willie Wonka-worthy.
I mean, tell Johnny Depp to put his goofy top hat on and get his ass to NOLA to shake hands with Ray Nagin. STAT!
We've got unwanted deluxe-edition DVDs to move, people!
UPDATE: Someone had the same idea.