February 11, 2006
ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC
PREVIOUS ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC:
Hearse so good.
Drive fast, take chances.
Riding with Fab the deejay.
Beware of the Death Explorer.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
My other car is a rocket-propelled grenade.
Live long and prosper. In an Altima.
Just two good ol' boys.
Asshats aplenty.
Nicotine is my crash helmet.
Jazz hands moms.
Ugly lug nuts.
Pretty ballsy.
My honor student can kick your ass.
Garfield mudflaps.
Horse and buddy. Posted by Jeff at February 11, 2006 08:49 PM
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I thought about you the other day while my WhiteTrash-O-Meter was blaring. I was behind a Primer grey 1989 Dodge Dakota with 4 bumperstickers.
1. Standard Harley Davidson Sticker
2. "Being a biker isn't a crime"
3. "Support Southern Rock"
4. "Get a Real Bike, you P$%#y!"
Needless to say, I think he was a Florida native.
Posted by: Addison at February 13, 2006 03:33 AMI wish I could say you were the only person reminded of me at such moments.
I like to think of the Salad as the Southeast White Trash Culture Depository.
Posted by: Jeff at February 13, 2006 07:36 AMArgh! I finally got that song out of my head last week and you started it up again!
Posted by: Maureen at February 14, 2006 05:37 PMPost a comment