As an aficionado of All Things Stupid, I can admit to being a longtime fan of the Archie McPhee line of novelty products. But even they may have gone too far with their latest product:
Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon
These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you'll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don't. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw. Each illustrated window box contains four 20 gram slices of strawberry flavored gummy meat sealed in a plastic bag.
Then again, this is the store that offers bacon bandages, bacon gift wrap, bacon air freshener, a T-Bone air freshener, the "I Love Meat" sticker collection and meat shower caps, (which almost insists that you purchase a meat shower curtain.
The fun doesn't end there. Coffee lovers (nee addicts) can worship their dealer by purchasing a barista action figure, complete with snooty green apron and interchangeable head.
If nothing else, I'm sure the cops at the gate of your next professional sports outing will at least get a hoot when they frisk it off of your person and confiscate it for their own usage.