April 14, 2006
HI. MY NAME IS DAN TANNA.
This week's question on my aptly named Big Question column:
There are selections to be made for both men and women, so do me a favor and vote once, vote twice, vote a million times.
The genesis for this Big Question is a trip to Vegas by a colleague at work last weekend for a bachelorette party. Ten women, Vegas, no significant others in the equation. You do the math.
Before she left, she said she needed a "Vegas name" to go by for the weekend. Since she had one on her desk, I suggested the name "Orchid." She liked it and took it along as a handle for the trip.
I guess it must have worked. When she came back, she shared this wonderful photo:
There is so much visual doubloon here:
*The diminuitive bartender.
*His meaty digits straining to maintain purchase on the bottle's neck.
*Orchid's inverted drinking position.
*The fact she has no idea what is being poured into her mouth.
*The fact she appears to be smiling/laughing about what is happening.
*The wad of cash Wee Man is palming in his left hand.
*The whistle perched jauntily between his lips. (As if being dressed in a leprechaun costume on top of a bar didn't call enough attention.)
*His matching pair of Keds.
*The fact this is taking place during daylight hours.
Remember kids, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Until you come back, after which it happens on Side Salad.
Posted by Jeff at April 14, 2006 08:13 AM | TrackBack