SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

ANOTHER RIDE ON THE 'WHEEL OF DEATH'

Last time we took a gander at the dining options in the vending machines (nee "Wheel of Death") at Chez Trib, there were wayyyyyy too many Big Az options.

A lot has happened since then.

Namely, they put in a bunch of new vending machines.

They're lovely. Really. Couldn't be happier.

Now if they'd only tweak the contents.

Let's take a look, shall we?

Mmmmm. I love me some fajitas. My guess is this is going to fall short of the sizzling platter I enjoy at Estellas.

Labels can be so much fun.

Express? Sure.

Fresh? Debatable.

What makes it a "deluxe" sandwich? There are two "fresh" uncooked strips of bacon in each package.

I've always wondered what the uvula dangling in the back of my throat tastes like. Apparently it would only cost me $2 to find out.

What else is for sale?

Hey that looks good. Whassat?

Mmmmm. Like a slice of Diana Ross in your mouth.

I wonder, though. What makes it "supreme?"

Two more "fresh" uncooked strips of bacon, of course.

Them's good eats.

Posted by Jeff at April 19, 2006 03:52 PM | TrackBack