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PRESS KITS I HAVE KNOWN

Got the promotional materials for "Big Momma's House 2" the other day.

You might remember the film. It was in theaters for all of 30 seconds.

Nathan Rabin of the Onion A.V. Club noted about the premise:

The FBI has taken a lot of hits over the past five years and endures another blow in Big Momma's House 2, a muckraking exposé of bureau incompetence cunningly disguised as an idiotic slapstick comedy. In the least necessary sequel this side of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, it takes the nation's preeminent domestic law-enforcement agency half the film to realize that the portly country nanny (Martin Lawrence) employed in a house they have under surveillance is actually one of their agents in a hideous fat suit, an unfortunately plausible plot point.

Unfortunately, the press kit included a giant pair of red panties.

And unfortunately for movie critic Bob Ross, I had a camera.

Bob looks thrilled, doesn't he?

Thank goodness Rommie was around:

New comedy math:

Rommie + Giant Underpants

= Ensuing guffaws

Posted by Jeff at May 2, 2006 07:47 AM | TrackBack