June 05, 2006
POP TART
Last I checked, Nelly "I'm Like A Bird" Furtado looked like this:
This morning, Salad Boy was watching MTV while gnawing on some Pop Tarts. Someone using the name Nelly Furtado came onscreen looking like this:
She was doing a white girl's version of rapping lyrics to a song called "Promiscuous Girl."
She was launching such verbal gems such as:
You expect me to just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it
Oh, and this batch of iambic pentameter:
Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?
She also was grinding her Furtado against a guy named Timbaland. It was quite hilarious.
What's next? Snoop and Lisa Loeb?
I love the name Timbaland, by the way. It's so street, if by street you mean catalog order.
I guess the name Errol Postale was taken.
An aside: doesn't a furtado sound like a Taco Bell value menu item?
I think Missy Elliot said it best:
Me and Timbaland, ooh, we sang a jangle
We so tight, that you get our styles Tango
Sway on dosie-do like you loco
{singing} Can we get kinky tonight?
Like CoCo, so-so
You don't wanna play with my Yo-Yo
I smoke my hydro on the dee-low
Those are magic words, my friend. MAGIC.
Posted by: kate "it be me me me and Timothy" at June 5, 2006 02:42 PMYeah, I'll take two furtados, one beef taco and a Diet Coke. But hold the white girl rap, please.
Posted by: Jumpy Girl at June 5, 2006 08:54 PM"She also was grinding her Furtado against a guy named Timbaland."
best. sentence. ever.
Posted by: jolie at June 7, 2006 10:17 AM