June 19, 2006
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
Mark my words: Someday - maybe not next week or next month or next year - but soon, this gadget will be entered as evidence in a court of law:
BottleSpy is the world's first counting bottle beer opener. It keeps track of every single bottled beverage that you open and displays a running total on its digital display screen. So if you manage to break your all time record the BottleSpy willl hold all he proof that you need.
Keep Track Of Your Bottles For Just £6.95
Main Features
* Hard wearing durable plastic
* Reset button
* Batteries included
* Clear readable digital display
* Power saving sleep mode after 15 minutes of inactivity
This is a highly simple but effective device. Every time you open a bottle with the BottleSpy it will store and display the total number of drinks consumed to date. This is great for confirming exactly how many bottles you have managed to consume, and maybe to alert you of the fact that you need to call it a day or slow down a bit.
And to think people are worried about domestic terrorism spying. This is far more insidious.
If they ever put a motion-sensitive voice activation chip that can be programmed to nag you about your drinking, we're all screwed.
Ah well, you have to admit -- it's pretty cool. Right now there's some dental instrument company thinking, hmmmmmmm.
Imagine, "How many teeth'dwe pull today Bertha?"
Posted by: David Pinero at June 19, 2006 06:17 PM