June 19, 2006
WE MUST PREPARE FOR THE COMING OF GOZER
Hilarious post at DCist about Rachael Ray and Bobby Flay appearing at the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C. tonight:
Watching food personality Rachael Ray on television makes us want to buy exactly $40 worth of "EVOO," break the glass bottles the EVOO came in, and use the oily shards to cut the word "yummo" into our skin just to feel again. Watching chef Bobby Flay on television makes us want to toss ourselves on a smoking-hot grill, smear ancho-chili sauce and mango chutney on the marks in our flesh, and jump on a cutting board to proclaim our hatred for him. Our reactions are relatively mild.Then, why are we attending Flay-Ray's joint speech tonight at the Kennedy Center as part of the ASAE and Center for Association Leadership's 2005-2006 Nation's Capital Distinguished Speakers Series?
We're curious to see what happens when the Gatekeeper meets the Keymaster.
Even better was this line from the comments section of the blog:
I watched one episode where she used coupons from the Entertainment book for every meal - free appetizer, etc. The book itself costs $25 to $45 depending on the city, but of course she didn't include it in her $40. You know - because we all have free Entertainment books hanging around for every city we visit ...
Posted by Jeff at June 19, 2006 06:51 PM | TrackBack
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