August 08, 2006


Gimme a second here.

Hey God. Jeff here.

I know we all go through trials and tribulations. We all have our moments of weakness and make sometimes monumental errors in what we say and do.

I know this. I've done this. I've been that guy.

During those moments of despair and doubt and at those times when we feel as if the world is collapsing upon us, it always helps to hear a kind word from a friend to support us and lift our spirits. When that friend then proclaims that support to the world, well, that only testifies to the strength of our affiliation and mutual admiration.

PatrickSwayzeGhostMelGibson.jpgBut God, I beseech you, if I ever were to say or do anything anti-semitic that would shame me and my family and put at risk my $900 million fortune made largely by exploiting my fabulous hair, the violent death of Jesus and bad Three Stooges impersonations, please, I beg in the name of all things holy and sacred, do not send Patrick Swayze to my rescue.


Peace out.

On a totally mildly related note, this made me laugh until milk shot out my nose. And I wasn't even drinking any!

Posted by Jeff at August 8, 2006 08:43 AM | TrackBack

I love talking directly to God. I really think He appreciates our weird senses of humor, Jeff.

Posted by: jolie at August 8, 2006 12:25 PM
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