If you recognize the John Wayne Gacy cake, you know that it's time to celebrate the Salad Bowl's anniversary.
::::holding up five fingers::::
I four yeahssss olt.
Hard to believe that when I started all this, Salad Boy was in second grade, I was driving the O-Mobile and I actually had a haircut you could see.
What a difference four years makes. Absolutely none.
As I said last year, if there's one abiding principle here for what is worthy of blogging in the Salad Bowl, I'd have to refer to Jeff Goldblum's line from "The Big Chill" when his character, a reporter for People magazine, says, "pieces for publication should never be so long that they exceed the time it takes for the average reader to take an average crap."
To the Salad readers, I thank you for your patience and loyalty.
To the friends and family of the Salad, I hope I haven't shamed you unnecessarily with my actions. I know I have, I was just sharing my hope.
To the many contributors and commenters, I thank you for stoking the coals of this ugly beast.
To the spammers who fill my comments boxes with nasty, vile, disgusting, obscene links, I thank you for the inspiration and love.
So, with that in mind, here's the best from the previous year.
CRAP AT IT'S CRAPARIFFIC BEST:Posted by Jeff at October 3, 2006 06:19 PM | TrackBack