October 25, 2006


Saw this the truck other day while coming east over the Gandy Bridge into Tampa:


Oh. Great. A confederate who loves ATVs.

So I pull up next to him to get a look. Sure enough, it's a big, thick-necked Bubba.

Who else is in the front seat?


It's a young African-American boy. Of course.

::::::doing the AFLAC duck head shake::::::


Goin' mobil.

G'day, mate.

Porn as a windowshade.

Jonathan Livingston Redneck.

Buc off, pal.

Such a dirty mess.

How cheep can you be?

I'm super! Thanks for asking.

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Hearse so good.

Drive fast, take chances.

Riding with Fab the deejay.

Beware of the Death Explorer.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

My other car is a rocket-propelled grenade.

Live long and prosper. In an Altima.

Just two good ol' boys.

Asshats aplenty.

Nicotine is my crash helmet.

Jazz hands moms.

Ugly lug nuts.

Pretty ballsy.

My honor student can kick your ass.

Garfield mudflaps.

Horse and buddy.

Posted by Jeff at October 25, 2006 09:09 AM | TrackBack

careful out there Jeff. just so you don't drive off the road one of these days when you're photographing this stuff.

this is my third try. your blog is still blocking me for questionable content.

Posted by: Laura at October 27, 2006 02:35 PM

I encountered something similarly bizarre a few months ago while in a strip mall parking lot.

I'm going into Baskin Robbins when a Beretta rolls by looking like "Pimp My Ride" - loud paint job, chrome spinners, flashing light under the chassis, Dr. Dre thumpin hard out of the speakers, and 4 white kids that looked like they'd seen the "Let Me Ride" video one too many times. Then I noticed something -- the Confederate flag license plate. This was only made worse by the flag making a 2nd appearance as a full back window sticker and the "git r dun" bumper sticker.

I don't know who was more confused - them or me.

Posted by: Flash at October 29, 2006 01:06 AM

Priceless. Wonder if the kid was a hostage? Also, I must comment on your story yesterday "In Search of The Big Guava":

"With guava, you've got Guavaween. Without guava, all you've got is ween."

Again, just priceless!

Posted by: Sandy at October 29, 2006 07:33 AM
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