Yes, the Salad Bowl's comments system is screwed.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Yes, I haven't a clue about how to fix it.
Yes, I've asked for help.
No, I'm not worried.
Yes, I said I'm not worried.
Yes, I am enjoying not deleting hundreds of comment spam from my system every day.
No, that's not the reason it's yet to be fixed.
Yes, you have the right to remain skeptical.