January 03, 2007

MOM WILL BE SO PROUD

The Salad is No. 2 with a bullet on Google for the phrase, "caught exposing breasts."

Interestingly, the only thing standing between me and No. 1 is this story:

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Man Arrested For Exposing Breasts

A Cincinnati man has been charged with public indecency for exposing his breasts.

Jerome Mason, a 23-year-old from Over-The-Rhine, appeared in court Tuesday after being cited for public indecency just after midnight on April 22nd.

It's unclear if the man has breasts that are larger than the average male's or if he has breast implants.


As tremendous as this story - and the writing - is, I think the Salad deserves the top spot. Jerome's story is so ... 2005.


Posted by Jeff at January 3, 2007 09:55 AM | TrackBack
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