SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

GONNA DRESS YOU UP IN MY LOVE

A friend at work sent me this e-mail:

So, I just sauntered down to the American Correctional Association trade show at the convention center.

It was a marketplace of companies who supply all the stuff for building and running prisons: food, healthcare, shoes, Korans, barbed wire, etc.

(I also spotted former New York Police Chief Bernard Kerik. Which made me think -- "So, when a nanny issue blows your shot at becoming Secretary, Department of Homeland Security, you end up at minor trade shows in Tampa.")

Anyway, often these trade shows have companies with opaque slogans like "Integrated Solutions Provider."

Others, like the attached photo, show how to get right to the point.

Looks comfy. I know a few people who could use a set of those Garanimals.