My friend Ryan reports that the "Idea Hamster" is now loose at his workplace.
All they need now is a "Jump To Conclusions" Mat.
An update: Salad reader Gabe Cook writes:
I've been stopping by your blog for over a year now. I might finally have something worth contributing. Warning: you may have to poke your own eyes out after watching it. Here goes...
I've watched this video. I will forever be changed.