March 10, 2007
MOM WILL BE SO PROUD
The Salad is No. 1 with a bullet for the following phrase:
Now, all I have to do is reach the Mount Everest of Google results for having the phrase "Rosie O'Donnell's misshapen body parts hanging grotesquely upside-down in an industrial-strength swing to treat her depression" and I'll have achieved the double-double in Most Freakishly Disturbing Images Known To Mankind.
Line of the week, courtesy of Joel McHale on "The Soup": "All the Happy Meals are running to her head."
When reached for comment, The Yoga Association of America was quoted as not saying, "Sting caused us enough headaches with his tantric crap. Now we get Betty Rubble hanging upside down? Oy vey."
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