May 17, 2007
THE KING RETURNS
I'm embarassed to say that it's been almost three years since The King Project received a proper update.
Something about that statement seems almost criminal.
So it seemed only right to break out the Elvis glasses in conjunction with this year's Elvis Festival in Tampa.
Yesterday, I dropped by Nicko's diner to take in the Elvis lunch. Impersonators were walking the aisles singing to female patrons, many of whom were decked out in their favorite King-related attire.
It was quite the scene. Some of them were looking at the faux Elvi with a lust in their eyes that was almost too dirty to watch.
I guess we all see what we want to see.
Anyway, I took my Elvis glasses to work for a little update of the King Project.
Remember kids...
... an apple a day keeps the Percodans away.
You can see the entire project by clicking here.