SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

HOW BEST TO CELEBRATE AMERICA'S INDEPENDENCE FROM TYRANNY?

With a giant slab of pork flesh cooked in a smoker over a basin of apple juice and hickory chips soaked in beer. Oh, and after the ribs spent four days marinating in Jacuzzi full of mojo sauce. (Or, MoJolie, as one of my dear friends would say."

To quote "Team America: World Police,": "America, F&@! YEAH!"