SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

'SWEATIN' LIKE A FAT GIRL WRITING HER FIRST LOVE LETTER'

For those who missed it over at The Stew, (and really, why should you have seen it), I had a little chat with Paula Deen the other day. (For the record, that's her lipstick on the glass, not mine.)

Longtime readers of the Salad (yes, that means you, Mom) may remember that she and I have run into each other more than a few times in recent years.

Despite her comparing me during my podcast to an obese woman with a perspiration problem, I did not bring up the fact that she appropriated an iconic image for her own glorification.