SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC:
MONS VENUS EDITION

Rommie and I had just finished lunch at a restaurant in South Tampa yesterday.

"What's that on that truck's antenna?" he said.

I grabbed the camera and zoomed in.

"Nah, that can't be."

I had to have a closer look. It's not every day you see an antenna used as a stripper pole.

Wow.

Amazing amount of detail. Must be cold on the hood.

Then I looked at the truck's windshield.

I have no further comment at this time.

UPDATE: It would appear that I'm late to this party. The one in these photos apparently is adult film star Jenna Jameson.

Other versions even come with a back story:

RAVEN - is a 21 single brunette from Seattle Washington. She is expecting her first child, although she is unsure of the identity of the father. She quit school in the 9th grade, confident of her rocker boyfriend's pending record deal.

Likes: "Slayer and Tequila, being a groupie."

Dislikes: "Men who tuck in their shirts."

As you can imagine, not everyone on the roads approves of this sort of display.

In what should shock exactly nobody, one brand of antenna strippers is brought to you by the same people who brought you truck nutz, of course. Their stock of products includes the 14-inch set of Monster Nutz with lipstick imprint and the "Support The Troops" camoflage nutz.

Stay classy.

PREVIOUS ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Welcome to Springfield.

Orange you glad you're not this guy?

Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz.

Patriotic turtles.

Bubba's sidekick.

Goin' mobil.

G'day, mate.

Porn as a windowshade.

Jonathan Livingston Redneck.

Buc off, pal.

Such a dirty mess.

How cheep can you be?

I'm super! Thanks for asking.

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Hearse so good.

Drive fast, take chances.

Riding with Fab the deejay.

Beware of the Death Explorer.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

My other car is a rocket-propelled grenade.

Live long and prosper. In an Altima.

Just two good ol' boys.

Asshats aplenty.

Nicotine is my crash helmet.

Jazz hands moms.

Ugly lug nuts.

Pretty ballsy.

My honor student can kick your ass.

Garfield mudflaps.

Horse and buddy.

If you're looking to buy an RV, maybe for some RV camping, then there's more than just getting the vehicle. You'll want to be briefed on safety concerns, as well as make sure you have the right RV supplies on hand, just in case.

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