October 12, 2007
ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC:
WITNESS TO A DRIVE-BY SNACKING
Went to cover the 15th Annual NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards the other night at Bricktown 54 nightclub in Clearwater the other night.
"Jeff," you're probably not asking, "Why would the food guy be covering an adult entertainment event?"
It's a long story. One I shall tell in due time, my friends.
Until then, I'll share a couple of photos.
First, there was this one, taken after my buddy Rommie and I witnessed one of the event participants sending a message on the windwhield of a Cadillac in the parking lot:
What was the medium for expressing such hostility?
And people said I couldn't find a food angle.
Anyway, you can see other more, uh, adult photos by clicking here. I've made the pics of Kylie Ireland, Bree Olson, Stormy Winters, Mya Devine and Sean Michaels about as safe as possible. There's no nudity, nakedness or unclothed shots - sorry, there are other places online for that - but it's not the kind of thing you want to explain to the kids.
Don't hate me for the cat photos, okay? Or the Ron Jeremy pic, for that matter.
PREVIOUS ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC:
Jimi Hendrix Edition.
Sit on it and rotate.
I'm your private antenna dancer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Welcome to Springfield.
Orange you glad you're not this guy?
Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz.
Patriotic turtles.
Bubba's sidekick.
Goin' mobil.
G'day, mate.
Porn as a windowshade.
Jonathan Livingston Redneck.
Buc off, pal.
Such a dirty mess.
How cheep can you be?
I'm super! Thanks for asking.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Hearse so good.
Drive fast, take chances.
Riding with Fab the deejay.
Beware of the Death Explorer.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
My other car is a rocket-propelled grenade.
Live long and prosper. In an Altima.
Just two good ol' boys.
Asshats aplenty.
Nicotine is my crash helmet.
Jazz hands moms.
Ugly lug nuts.
Pretty ballsy.
My honor student can kick your ass.
Garfield mudflaps.
Horse and buddy.