December 26, 2007
COMMITTING FOGHATICIDE
10:48 p.m. Christmas night.
Salad Wife is passed out from exhaustion.
Salad Dog 3.0 is passed out on Salad Wife.
Salad Boy?
Fully charged with his OCD inflamed by the new "Guitar Hero III" game Salad Mom bought him.
10:55 a.m. Dec. 26, 2007
This photo was taken approximately 30 seconds after Salad Boy awakened.
I got through Barney. I survived Thomas the Tank Engine and Jay-Jay. Somehow we escaped Teletubbies and were able to mute "Magic Schoolbus."
I don't know if I'm strong enough to endure six months of "Slow Ride."
Speaking of "GH3," someone got the idea to synch it up to Christmas lights while the boss was away:
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