February 18, 2008

BLOG: 'TAMPA BAY DEVIL RAYS WILL WIN BIG [SOMEDAY]'

Funniest pre-season assessment of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays' chances this year comes courtesy of Deadspin:

Tampa Bay RaysWatching the 2008 Tampa Bay Devil Rays will be like watching Natalie Portman in "Beautiful Girls." You know she is going to be hot when she grows up, but part of you wonders if it is OK to look at a 14-year-old that way. And when she does finally grow up and she is even sexier than you imagined, there is a part of you that still sees the 14-year-old and it makes you feel a little guilty. And yet, you can't wait for the Tampa Bay Rays first nude scene...Wait...What was I saying? Nevermind...

Ladies and gentlemen, these are not your older brother's Devil Rays.

The rest is just as funny.


Posted by Jeff at February 18, 2008 08:40 PM | TrackBack
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