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THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN A PINATA AND A HATE CRIME

You know how you'll be walking through a grocery store and something will catch your eye?

At first you can't figure out what it is, and then you realize: "This is all kinds of wrong."

No way I'm whacking a doe-eyed bilingual little girl for candy.

Boots the monkey? Sure. He's fair game.

I'd even take a swing at Bindi the Jungle Girl. Australians can take a punch. Plus, she's annoying as hell. Going all Buford Pusser on a a Bindi pinata would qualify as cultural therapy.

But not Dora the Explorer. The last thing I need is to be pinata non grata.

Posted by Jeff at March 3, 2008 06:45 AM | TrackBack