The Tampa Bay Rays are in first place. Still.
That I can write those words on June 2 makes me a little woozy.
I speak for all fans in saying that it's all very new to us. We barely know how to act.
That said, it might take us a while to get used to writing better off-the-cuff slogans for our walk-off home runs.
We're even way too nice when we call someone a loser.