Set all the MacBook browsers at the Apple store to SideSalad.net.
Drink more Diet Coke at Chick-fil-A than your bladder can hold.
Re-enact a scene from "Borat" on the escalator.
Catch a violent power siesta in the vibrating recliner pod at Brookstone.
Check to see how the flash works in close-up mode.
Shoot your father's portrait at a moment of extreme parental weakness.