March 30, 2009
I HOPE YOU MISSED US. WE'RE BACK!
[GIMME SOMETHING TO WRITE ON, MAN]
SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE UNNECESSARILY NEGLECTED YOUR BLOG
1. Your kind and supportive neighbor pegs you next to the frozen seafood case in the neighborhood grocery on a Sunday afternoon to admonish you for not posting updates.* **
* This before mentioning that she and her husband were almost taken out recently by a giant industrial spool that tumbled from a truck on I-4.
** And also before mentioning that despite this, they kept driving to Disney World and spent a rather enjoyable weekend that coincidentally included a sizeable deductible.
To recap: In a nutshell: Your blog disappoints me, more so than $1,000 worth of undercarriage damage.
2. Salad Boy, standing next to you in the grocery as you receive said admonishment, agrees wholeheartedly with the neighbor and begins to join in the chiding.
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